Ley Hill v The Lee, 21st June 2003

Tom Holman

Chris Jones' swashbuckling Saturday Seconds don't deal in draws, adopting a gung-ho approach to games that means they are often showered and on the beers well before tea. This game against local rivals The Lee did at least go most of the distance, but ended in a narrow defeat for Ley Hill, taking their record for the season to won four and lost three.

Green: took a wicket with the one that went straight onOn a typically belting Ley Hill track the home side allowed their visitors to get off to a solid start, with the top three batsmen all passing 30. "Spinner" Paul Green (right) gained a rare lbw decision to despatch opener Tony Rossiter for 38, even though appealing for decisions doubtless goes against his sense of fair play. The evergreen Keith Richardson chipped in with three wickets to bring his season's haul to 17 at a rate of one wicket every 15 balls. The club is running out of superlatives to describe this hero of Ley Hill - it is also still waiting for him to buy a round at the bar.

Humpo: silenced the boo boysRichardson also proved that there is hope for fielders everywhere by pouching a catch off aging paceman Brian Puddephatt, but The Lee used their fine start to post a fair total of 198 for 6 from their 45 overs. The target was well within the sights of Hill's tyro batting line-up, but Graham Harrison and Steve Jones both fell cheaply. Wicket-keeper Paul Humphreys (left), smarting from four ducks in a row and some savage criticism on this website, answered the boo boys with a fine fifty, and repaired the innings with skipper Chris Jones, who made 34. But their dismissals sparked an all too familiar collapse, and the innings quickly subsided. Paul Green was overcome by a promotion up the order to number ten, and fell first ball, and Tim Kaye followed, run out, to end the chase 36 runs short on 162. A disappointing result, but the team do at least have an early chance for revenge: one of several quirks of the fixture list means that they play each other a fortnight after this meeting.

The Lee: 198 for 6 (Richardson 3 for 31)
Ley Hill: 162 all out (Humphreys 53, C Jones 34)
Ley Hill lost by 36 runs


Man of the match: Paul Humphreys, bouncing back from recent disappointments with a superb half-century
Clown of the match: Kashif Shakoor: 3 overs for 30 and 8 with the bat is not the form of the class all-rounder that we know Kash to be


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