The Looser Balls Awards 2000
 

Player of the Season
Richard Lewis

Colt of the Season
Dave Cherry (pictured)

Overused Joke of the Season
Dave Cherry is short and could be mistaken for a colt  

Most Heavily Indebted Club Member
Brian Puddephatt (wins for tenth successive year – keeps trophy)

Best Vendor of Sweets to Children
Paul “puppies” Green

Favourite Opposition
Not awarded

Least Favourite Opposition
Hawridge & Cholesbury  

The Paul Green Award for Threatening to Retire After a Poor Performance
Paul Green

The Ian Birkett (pictured) Award for Threatening to Leave Ley Hill After Playing Well
Craig Ottaway, the man in form.

The Jeff Steers Award for Upsetting the Opposition
Liam O’Neill and Paul Humphreys at Winchmore Hill. Humpo labelled the female umpire a “rusty bike” before the game had even commenced. O’Neill’s post-match moony did not appear to go down a treat.

The Jon Lown Award for Banter to Opposition Fielders
Will Holman: “I will if I hit it mate”, responding to a helpful slip fielder’s suggestion that “you can walk in this game”.